33 Astonishing 'Pitch Perfect' Quotes That Will Make Your Day Instantly Better

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If the internet is to exist believed, Pitch Perfect is the new Mean Girls. Of class, there can only exist one, and nobody does it better than Tina Fey, but you can see why Pitch Perfect has gotten the cred. It'south a fitting heir to the throne, with sharp characters and witty, incessantly quotable dialogue.

As a tribute to the movie, these are 33 of the best lines from Pitch Perfect, in no particular lodge. Most of them will exist from Fat Amy. They actually all could be from Fat Amy. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

one.

Fat Amy: I'grand gonna impale him! I'm gonna cease him like a cheesecake!

2.

Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You lot telephone call yourself Fat Amy?
Fatty Amy: Yeah, and so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

3.

Aubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse.
Beca: A what?
Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner. I saw information technology on Hood Night. It'southward distracting.
Beca: Yeah, that'south not a matter, and you're not the boss of me.

4.

Fat Amy: Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that'due south what matters.

5.

Aubrey: As yous tin can meet, Kori is not hither. Last dark, she was Treble-boned. She has been disinvited from the Bellas.
Beca: That oath was serious?
Aubrey: Dixie Chicks serious!

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half-dozen.

Aubrey: We will practice, and I trust yous will add your own cardio.
Beca: Why cardio?
Fatty Amy: Yeah, no. Don't put me down for cardio.

7.

Gail: Nothing makes a woman feel more similar a girl than a man who sings like a boy.

8.

Fat Amy: I can sing, merely I'm also good at mod trip the light fantastic, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a petty different. Y'all usually start on the ground.
Aubrey: Ooh.
Fatty Amy: It's a lot of floor work.
Aubrey: I run into that.

9.

Fat Amy: A cappella with sock puppets? Genius!

10.

Lilly: I set up fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.

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eleven.

Jesse: Then what do you want to watch beginning?
Beca: Wanna exercise something else? We could re-live my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.

12.

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to yous guys, but for the by ii years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: What?
Beca: What?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whomp, there it is!

13.

Aubrey: We shall brainstorm past drinking the claret of the sisters that came before yous.
Beca: Dude, no.
Chloe: Don't worry, information technology's Boone'southward Farm.

fourteen.

Aubrey: What the hell?
Fat Amy: Information technology's pretty cool, actually… I call back we're just running out of gas.
Aubrey: No, that can't exist! You just filled the tank!
Fat Amy: Yeah, I did! And still, maybe I didn't, because I got striking by flying Mexican nutrient.

15.

Beca: Tell me, what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast?
Jesse: Oh, well, like all misunderstood rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy.
Beca: Sure.
Jesse: And black java, to assistance with his morning dumps.

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16.

Jewish Student: Shalom.
Fat Amy: That's not a real give-and-take, merely keep trying. You will go at that place.

17.

Jesse: You're one of the a cappella girls. I'm one of those a cappella boys, and we're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable.
Beca: You're actually drunk right at present. I don't recall you're gonna call up whatsoever of this.
Jesse: No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

18.

Gail: The Barden Bellas went deep into the annal for that song, John. I remember singing information technology with my own a cappella group.
John: And what group was that, Gail?
Gail: The Minstrel Cycles, John.
John: Well, that'southward an unfortunate proper name.

19.

Fatty Amy: I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

20.

Aubrey: The Trebles don't respect u.s.a., and if nosotros let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.
Fat Amy: Not a adept plenty reason to utilize the word 'penetrate.'

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Amazon/PitchPerfect

21.

Gail: Whoo, that piddling peanut can sing!
John: He really tin. It sounds to me, though, Gail, like his boys haven't dropped nonetheless, if you know what I mean.
Gail: If you mean his testicles, then I do, John. I do. I actually exercise.

22.

Fatty Amy: I'one thousand but gonna pump and dump.

23.

Jesse: So, what'due south your deal? Are you 1 of those girls who's all night and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear fasten and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time?
Beca: I don't article of clothing glasses.
Jesse: And then you're halfway there.

24.

Beca: Y'all have a lilliputian something behind your ear.
Fatty Amy: Go out information technology. Information technology fuels my detest burn.

25.

Jesse: Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Infant.
Beca: Hey, yous could just say 'Hey, Million Dollar Baby.' You don't accept to reference the specific actress.
Jesse: Damn. Prison changed you lot.

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Amazon/PitchPerfect

26.

Chloe: And so, are you interested?
Beca: Sorry, it'due south only…it'due south pretty lame.
Aubrey: A-ca-scuse me? Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is not lame!

27.

Fatty Amy: Well, at to the lowest degree it'southward not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

28.

Fat Amy: [out of breath and panting] I should accept taken that cardio tip more seriously.
Aubrey: How much have you washed?
Fat Amy: Y'all just saw it.

29.

Chloe: Because I have Nodes.
Fat Amy: Chloe, don't worry, it's merely God punishing you 'cause you're a ginger.

30.

Bumper: I take a feeling we should kiss. Is that a proficient feeling or an incorrect feeling?
Fatty Amy: Well, sometimes I have the feeling I can exercise crystal meth, only then I retrieve, 'Mmm, better not.'

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31.

Fat Amy: The kraken has been unleashed! Experience the Fatty Amy force!

32.

Aubrey: What are you lot doing?
Fatty Amy: Horizontal running.

33.

Fat Amy: Crushed it.

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